In accordance with the use of the words featured on the NSA Haiku Generator, which randomly generates haiku using words that are red-flagged by the NSA and mark you as a “potential terrorist,” I have written some proper haiku that accurately describe me and my use of many of these words:
Writes plots about warfare
Phishing for spy finks
I like TIE-fighters
So, peering and eavesdropping,
Are keywords that trigger
Emergency preparedness is a sign of possible terror?
Now I wave at the government spooks of the Western world who have found their way to my site:
Really, I’m harmless. I’m a writer who likes to tell stories that remind people that war is awful, and I’m a sci-fi nerd. But that’s really none of your business, and I resent you violating my privacy, so that’s why I’m writing these haiku.
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